It's at that point in the morning where I can't hold my pee any longer. My bathroom needs cleaning as it is covered in vomit from when I got a migraine last nig...
My student loan service provider is Heartland ECSI, but I call them Heartland for short. They’d started writing to me after graduation. We have been trying to r...
You were obsessed with antiquity and aliens. "In rain, in sun, in dust" you said, "in eternity only these two exist." I didn't know what to think but I followed...
The constant focus on cancer and its treatment is overwhelming. Sometimes you just need a break. At Endwell Hospital’s Dorothy Peterse Patient Recreation Cent...
You were TDY in Kuwait last summer. Should have come home in the middle of September, but then 9/11 happened. Stuck in the desert for five more months. Now, eve...
Shared a cab when I was seven with Lauren Bacall to the airport. Lauren Bacall and my dad, really. I was going to bible camp and she was going home to The Dakot...
You are here, on the bus. What’s with the bloke up the front, sitting behind the driver. He has kind eyes, long lashes. He’s a kind eye guy. Will he be your fri...
Stinson Beach appeared below us out of a tight curve on Highway 1. For miles we’d watched the Pacific hammer the cliffs and the jagged rocks that reached out of...
Marvin Hyer stood in the corner of his seventh-floor office, staring out across the metropolis he had witnessed evolve over the past twenty years. The city buzz...
A man walks into a bar. Says ‘Ow.’ Ba-dum-tss, cue laughter.
No, a man walks into a bar. Says ‘Who put that there?’
No, not that either. The man apologize...
Hey Madame Clara, it’s so great to talk to you again! I’m not sure if you remember me, but I’m Lightning the Interdimensional Cheetah, and a few weeks ago I cal...
He would rather get high than go see his dad. He hated this. That he didn’t even like hard enough drugs to justify a decision like this, that somehow it was laz...
Daniel led a dreary life, entering data into a computer at a small publishing company and coming home to a mother who suffered from a serious form of dementia, ...
The email said OPEN IF YOU WANT TO SEE ETHAN MARINO’S DICK and I did, so I opened it. It was from Melissa, marked urgent. Inside it said: I know you haven’t bee...
She is staring at my dog taking a shit. I can see her lip curling as she looks on, assessing the damage, the viscosity, and fall speed. I watch her while she ga...
Believe it when again I tell you, little heart,
A mother’s fears are as deep waters.
But first: I spy ladybirds in your window. What luck. Remember with m...
Rachel is wearing herring bone patterned red and yellow yoga pants, a black t-shirt with Dolly Parton’s smiling face on it, and a faded headband (the kind Richa...
Where we work is not a co-op. Privately owned, we are taught to say. All of us owned privately for this wage or that salary, a number we hide like an embarrassi...
It was a mindless Thursday, and every object had been shouting at Petunia: “Find purpose,” “Do something more with your life.” She couldn’t sit down for two min...
It’s hard for Harrison to see why anyone would break into Miller’s Folk Music Museum. Even during opening hours, the one-room roadside attraction has almost no ...
Sweet pea, put on your coat, it’s cold out.”
“Cold? How cold?”
“It’s 28 degrees.”
My daughter looked at me, confused. I rolled my eyes at myself for th...
A few weeks after me and Kyoko got back together for the second time, we went to the wedding for one of her friends from work. Kyoko hadn’t put her own wedding ...
When we arrived in the town everyone looked at us like we were little objects they could tame with their eyes. In those days, we craved approval like a dog want...
We’re sitting cross-legged on the balcony, messing with the clippers on loan from the clinic. A rusty sunset eases its way out of gunmetal sky. There’s a new lo...
Sorry, I’m not trying to be difficult, I say, boarding myself up in the apology. It’s tight, with pointy corners and a low-sloped ceiling, but I manage, wadding...
This foo said, "I have a strong immune system."
That's laughable, but I’m taking that hella personally, to be quite honest.
I just came on the scene too, and ...
Elise hadn’t known Dylan well enough to call him a friend, exactly, but in the strange summer between the end of exams and Results Day, she had sometimes seen D...
I woke up early to drive Rae to the airport. I’d gone back and forth about the Mardi Gras trip and finally decided to stay in Denver. We’d just moved into a new...
I’m crying because I can’t sleep. I can’t sleep because I’m crying. I wish I could cry myself to sleep.
I haven’t been sleeping well since graduation. I usua...
An Excerpt from Old Style by Dmitry Samorav
Matt and Laura come to the Blue Light every week. They order a pitcher of Old Style and play pool. The table is at ...