Jade and I drove into Loveland which was between Denver and Fort Collins. Everything was love themed. The bowling alley was Lover’s Lane. The coffee shop was Th...
Lauren sat cross-legged in a plastic lawn chair in the backyard of her parents’ house, her arm dangling over the side. There had been a storm the night before, ...
Key open the front door. The old door used to stick, need a good shoulder. This one’s deadbolt slides open with the sound of television fuzz. This one swings op...
Truth be told, I want to do things with the hot dog man. I’d like for it to happen at the end of his shift, after he’s done dumping hot dog water in the grass a...
He undresses slowly in front of the window, as instructed. She’s in a second-floor bedroom in the house next to his, watching through binoculars.
No nudity, ...
We are high as fuck on Mike’s deck the moment the powers that be turned on the new billboard. It’s nighttime and it hurts our eyes at first. It’s so bright, lik...
I was stopped short at a tollbooth at an indiscriminate distance between where I was fleeing and where I was going. The man in the stall slid the glass open sid...
She searches for BBW, SSBBW, FAT GANGBANG. She likes to watch the ones with women who are so big it’s hard to imagine how they’re still alive; asses large enoug...
An old man in a red tracksuit lorded over a tiny table just beyond the entrance of The Exit, one of Rocco’s favorite places among his old stomping grounds. The ...
While on his fourth glass of wine, George decided glass was his favorite substance—it was sharp, solid, and, most importantly, clear. Light shone through it bri...
You are the only one left in your family.
Take a sip of water, you’ll be fine.
It was quite the set of circumstances. Remarkable, really. I’ve never seen ...
It is true that if you look down a lot of shitty streets in Denver you can see dusted peaks and it does resemble the Coors logo. To escape downtown, I’d walk ou...
I never had plans to be an astronaut, but somehow I ended up in outer space. For several decades I had to come to terms with the fact that there was something ...
It was 7 p.m. on a Saturday and Cinderella 99 Hospital was in a panic. The surgeon was late for surgery. To top it off, it was senior prom night, so I, the ER f...
When one successfully skewers Wimbledon (7 Days in Hell, 2015) and the Tour de France (Tour de Pharmacy, 2017), what comes next? If you’re Andy Samberg, you get...
When I was eight the house across the street from ours burned down. My parents shook us children from our dreams, whispering in the dark to come see. We stood i...
We like to think that evil is only in some places, but it is everywhere. Think of pressing a shell against your ear and hearing the rush of water, a secret, end...
Old Fashioneds in WI are different because WI is different, not the same, a weird kind of a place, full of friendly faces, welcoming, charged with the kind of t...
“Melrose Avenue sure has changed for the better over the years. I remember when it was full of junkies and whores.”
“You’re so out of touch, Leo. Still livin...
Devin had never been on Spaceship Earth. He had never been to Disney World as an adult either, but he seemed excited by the idea that we were old enough to dri...
“I’m begging you to give me permission to fire him.”
Gabe’s plea was more pathetic than intended, his meek tone reverberating within his doughy jaw.
“Plea...
The first time Aly said she couldn’t be killed, I thought nothing of it.
She was filing her nails on the edge of the bed. I was sleeping over. Her hair smell...
I MISSED THE CONNECTION TO SOME NOWHERE CITY ON MY ROUTE AND WOUND UP STRANDED IN ONE EVEN LESS APPEALING. Christmas season brought booked flights and little sy...
There are sounds that come from trees that he cannot explain or identify. He understands the sounds are emanating from bugs or birds, but with no visible origin...
It started began in the kitchen. There were times the light was so bright I’d have to put on my sunglasses or my Magician’s hat that hangs near the butler door ...
It is 2022 and the crew has returned to the fictional offices of Dunder Mifflin.
This episode is written by Greg Daniels and Ron Nyswaner and directed by Bry...
The screaming stopped the instant Sam opened her eyes. She’d been having nightmares about mass shootings again. They’d mostly gone away during the pandemic. Now...