“I’m begging you to give me permission to fire him.”
Gabe’s plea was more pathetic than intended, his meek tone reverberating within his doughy jaw.
“Plea...
The first time Aly said she couldn’t be killed, I thought nothing of it.
She was filing her nails on the edge of the bed. I was sleeping over. Her hair smell...
I MISSED THE CONNECTION TO SOME NOWHERE CITY ON MY ROUTE AND WOUND UP STRANDED IN ONE EVEN LESS APPEALING. Christmas season brought booked flights and little sy...
There are sounds that come from trees that he cannot explain or identify. He understands the sounds are emanating from bugs or birds, but with no visible origin...
It started began in the kitchen. There were times the light was so bright I’d have to put on my sunglasses or my Magician’s hat that hangs near the butler door ...
It is 2022 and the crew has returned to the fictional offices of Dunder Mifflin.
This episode is written by Greg Daniels and Ron Nyswaner and directed by Bry...
The screaming stopped the instant Sam opened her eyes. She’d been having nightmares about mass shootings again. They’d mostly gone away during the pandemic. Now...
I always hated the Saturday morning sunlight. To me it felt like bleach, or the delousing powder they used to throw on prisoners — something toxic and excoriati...
I woke up old on a couch. The worst part was the teeth: jagged, long from the gums. I could even feel the yellow.
I made my way to the window, looking out at...
The humidity wraps itself around the girl and boy like a snake until they are out of breath from running around. Sweat drips down both of their faces, making th...
No one at Sunny Wonders Amusement Park was more downtrodden about owner Barry Victor’s death than the twenty-seven mannequins of his likeness that stood like se...
He could afford the minimum payment on his credit card bill, but the statement said if he paid the minimum it’d take him 73 years to pay off and the total amoun...
You’re faking your way to a false sense of happiness, that’s what I told her on the eve of her wedding day. I also said that she didn’t have to do it, and that...
Sam has a short brittle laugh. A dull black spaceship over Del Rey. Government films capturing the actual take-off of a UFO. A yellow-white star—stone villages ...
I grabbed some beers and chips from 711 and met Akari outside the building. The love hotel Pink Clouds was pink with powder-blue clouds. She looked serious and ...
When I wake up I want to eat people and that’s literally all I want. I used to want so many different things, so it’s pretty nice to just have the one want now....
Image: A washed-out aerial photo of a strip of beach and tall, glinting metal buildings. The ocean is dark blue and endless. In hot pink, Greetings from Paradis...
I languished on the scratchy, orange couch of my childhood. Lena, my sister, owned the house. Or, more accurately, she inherited it from our dead parents on the...
It's at that point in the morning where I can't hold my pee any longer. My bathroom needs cleaning as it is covered in vomit from when I got a migraine last nig...
My student loan service provider is Heartland ECSI, but I call them Heartland for short. They’d started writing to me after graduation. We have been trying to r...
You were obsessed with antiquity and aliens. "In rain, in sun, in dust" you said, "in eternity only these two exist." I didn't know what to think but I followed...
The constant focus on cancer and its treatment is overwhelming. Sometimes you just need a break. At Endwell Hospital’s Dorothy Peterse Patient Recreation Cent...
You were TDY in Kuwait last summer. Should have come home in the middle of September, but then 9/11 happened. Stuck in the desert for five more months. Now, eve...
Shared a cab when I was seven with Lauren Bacall to the airport. Lauren Bacall and my dad, really. I was going to bible camp and she was going home to The Dakot...
You are here, on the bus. What’s with the bloke up the front, sitting behind the driver. He has kind eyes, long lashes. He’s a kind eye guy. Will he be your fri...
Stinson Beach appeared below us out of a tight curve on Highway 1. For miles we’d watched the Pacific hammer the cliffs and the jagged rocks that reached out of...
Marvin Hyer stood in the corner of his seventh-floor office, staring out across the metropolis he had witnessed evolve over the past twenty years. The city buzz...
A man walks into a bar. Says ‘Ow.’ Ba-dum-tss, cue laughter.
No, a man walks into a bar. Says ‘Who put that there?’
No, not that either. The man apologize...
Hey Madame Clara, it’s so great to talk to you again! I’m not sure if you remember me, but I’m Lightning the Interdimensional Cheetah, and a few weeks ago I cal...