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I remember earlier in April when the car crashed into the convenience store by my house. I was inside with friends looking at different flavors of Arizona Iced ...
His coffee table held no books. No coasters or flowers. No remotes for the TV he didn’t have. Only a centered masculine torso, headless and chiseled. A small-sc...
My daughter’s favorite board game since she was nine is AGE OF GLOBAL IMPROVEMENT. It begins roughly around the time of the rise of Third Way-ism in Blairite Br...
There are a great deal of things you think about and a great deal of thing you do not. And I know you’re so focused on people looking at you weird–weird like yo...
Slap back, was what she wanted to do, but she didn’t this time (though she had before). Her sister was an asshole, could be, wasn’t always, but tended to hit fi...
For a while there I was obsessed with flossing my teeth. When I say a while, I mean four and a quarter years. And when I say obsessed, I mean I flossed them to ...
“Just meet me at the diner, you cunt rag,” Becca said on the phone. I could picture her in her giant house, looking at her nails as she said it. I stared into m...
The Duboise family shuffled through the foyer and smoothed their finest grey jumpsuits. It was the first time Mrs. Duboise and Boy and Girl had been to the top ...
Jade and I drove into Loveland which was between Denver and Fort Collins. Everything was love themed. The bowling alley was Lover’s Lane. The coffee shop was Th...
Lauren sat cross-legged in a plastic lawn chair in the backyard of her parents’ house, her arm dangling over the side. There had been a storm the night before, ...
Key open the front door. The old door used to stick, need a good shoulder. This one’s deadbolt slides open with the sound of television fuzz. This one swings op...
Truth be told, I want to do things with the hot dog man. I’d like for it to happen at the end of his shift, after he’s done dumping hot dog water in the grass a...
He undresses slowly in front of the window, as instructed. She’s in a second-floor bedroom in the house next to his, watching through binoculars.
No nudity, ...
We are high as fuck on Mike’s deck the moment the powers that be turned on the new billboard. It’s nighttime and it hurts our eyes at first. It’s so bright, lik...
I was stopped short at a tollbooth at an indiscriminate distance between where I was fleeing and where I was going. The man in the stall slid the glass open sid...
She searches for BBW, SSBBW, FAT GANGBANG. She likes to watch the ones with women who are so big it’s hard to imagine how they’re still alive; asses large enoug...
An old man in a red tracksuit lorded over a tiny table just beyond the entrance of The Exit, one of Rocco’s favorite places among his old stomping grounds. The ...
While on his fourth glass of wine, George decided glass was his favorite substance—it was sharp, solid, and, most importantly, clear. Light shone through it bri...
You are the only one left in your family.
Take a sip of water, you’ll be fine.
It was quite the set of circumstances. Remarkable, really. I’ve never seen ...
It is true that if you look down a lot of shitty streets in Denver you can see dusted peaks and it does resemble the Coors logo. To escape downtown, I’d walk ou...
I never had plans to be an astronaut, but somehow I ended up in outer space. For several decades I had to come to terms with the fact that there was something ...
It was 7 p.m. on a Saturday and Cinderella 99 Hospital was in a panic. The surgeon was late for surgery. To top it off, it was senior prom night, so I, the ER f...
When one successfully skewers Wimbledon (7 Days in Hell, 2015) and the Tour de France (Tour de Pharmacy, 2017), what comes next? If you’re Andy Samberg, you get...
When I was eight the house across the street from ours burned down. My parents shook us children from our dreams, whispering in the dark to come see. We stood i...
We like to think that evil is only in some places, but it is everywhere. Think of pressing a shell against your ear and hearing the rush of water, a secret, end...
Old Fashioneds in WI are different because WI is different, not the same, a weird kind of a place, full of friendly faces, welcoming, charged with the kind of t...