Fiction

Captions

Above: A portrait of Phillip Hillwood painted by the doddering and much-acclaimed expressionist Malcolm Ulrich appeared in conjunction with a breathless story t...

Ted Danson

You’re lonely and depressed; your grandfather died only a few weeks ago and now you have the house to yourself. It’s so silent that it bothers you, makes it dif...

Reruns

“Daddy Norton has fallen and broken his leg,” announced Ryan Seacrest, grinning widely from the rabbit-eared television in the corner. “Turn that shit off, w...

Alexa

“I'm feeling a little down today Alexa, Tell me a joke.” "Okay, what do you call single cheese?" "I don't know. What?" "Provolonely!" “That'...