Michael Haller

The FGM

The fairy godmother was pissed because she’d been assigned the role of kindly old maid who had to walk around in a pink tutu holding a wand and saving girls fro...

26 Kids

No doubt when Peter Alexander recalled the most traumatic events of his life, he was compelled to reflect on the disaster of his first marriage and the birth of...

Tour Jets

Tickets were expensive. $50,000 for a seat on the jet that flew from Boston through a hologram of the World Trade Center in Manhattan. About half the passengers...

Lady Neighbor

He undresses slowly in front of the window, as instructed. She’s in a second-floor bedroom in the house next to his, watching through binoculars. No nudity, ...
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Michael Haller

Michael Haller is a writer based in Cincinnati. His work has appeared in XRAY, Maudlin House, BULLSHIT LIT, and numerous others.