A man walks into a bar. Says ‘Ow.’ Ba-dum-tss, cue laughter.
No, a man walks into a bar. Says ‘Who put that there?’
No, not that either. The man apologize...
Carleton Whaley has no idea how to dress in the summer. He is an MFA candidate at Goddard College, and his work can be found in Paper Darts, New South, and Trampset, among other places. You can find him @carletonwhaley