A place out west. Google buys the countryside. Here’s how it must have happened: excavators rode at full night with bronze shovels to dig the foundation, strew ...
I. Plasticity
—So you’re saying you do think that’s how it should be. Is that what you’re saying?
—No yeah yeah yeah, that is what I’m saying. Well I mean...
I didn’t suck on any honeysuckle this year. And am reminded of this loss while looking at unremarkable green bushes with clusters of golden-y flowers that frame...
He readjusted his tie for the third time in as many minutes and shrugged the shoulders of a suit that formed a near-perfect square on his lanky frame. Attemptin...
The builders were eye-level with swarming news helicopters. Frank’s eyes though probed a towering triple cheeseburger cradled in his thick, calloused fingers. H...
Right now I'm surviving off my desperate urge to burn every doorway I've ever walked through. Ever since the echo of all the words I never spoke had an affair w...
They probably looked homeless under this blanket, on this train, catching it for shelter rather than to reach a destination. His head was heavy against her shou...
I found out that a gang of superstitious teens plotted to kill my black cats at Halloween, and had to do something to protect them.
I bathed my dark kittehs,...
Being 18 is like
having a cavity you can’t seem to stop tonguing. You go over everything endlessly: the fumbling grit of mistakes, your heart’s little stutte...
Somehow this kid gets into your house and rather than steal all your stuff in one shot he is running some kind of psychological project and follows you everywhe...
When Alex and I started dating I didn’t tell him about how my first boyfriend, Eliot, rescued me from a laboratory, or how he helped me open a portal to another...
The first time I took a swing at the inflatable swan, I landed face first against one of the corners of my living room table. My mouth was too full of blood to ...
Mark’s wife left him for her smartphone. That didn’t come as a surprise. One night they were having sex and she was updating her Facebook status. Her ...
The mountains are shrinking and the birds of America are just too sad about it to wait around and watch it all happen, so they gotta go. It’s truly a sight to s...
I had only ever been in the Atlantic. It was warm and the waves weren’t much taller than me. I had been knocked around in them but also rode on top of them; s...
You invited me over, and you said hi and gave me a side hug when I walked in the door with a six pack of IPAs and a smile and some regrets, and then you left me...
Seventeen file folders. Contents include twenty-eight memos, three blank sheets of paper, one compact disc titled “Sounds of the Ocean,” and six Post-its® featu...
it is 10:46 and i am eating cheese that expired yesterday in my room thinking about my friend that says he wants to be a chef but does not actually want to be a...
Me. You. There at the park. That night. After the show. The mountain above us. The moon on a string overhead. Drunken lullabies from a few nearby Latinos. Our f...
The afternoon light unspools itself as I watch her paint. She’s considering the purple and blue watercolors for the canvas that’s already turned bruise. She has...
She looks up from her pen and paper, and when her gaze meets mine she asks, “is this prose too purple?” Words trip over her tongue, but I couldn’t rightly tell ...
Hi Amazon,
I would give Pretty Woman 500 stars, if this were possible. This masterpiece of a film rescues me right back. It really packs a punch from t...
I sit in the shade of a beard tree until the sun inevitably dries itself up. Of course our eyes quickly evolve to produce their own light, though light was neve...
Celery, carrot sticks, pickles.
Shocked, she read about a friend's death on Facebook. Diagnosed with cancer two weeks earlier, it was a swift, awful demise.
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I knew you wanted a traditional brownie, so I began with flour, a pretty standard ingredient as far as baked goods go. When mixed with water, flour coagulates ...