So listen up. If we’re going to date I need you to understand Brooke Davis. Because she is me and I am her and if you don’t support her you don’t support me.
...
dreamstop
At the four way stop of your dream, a version of you and a long time no see friend are chatting across cars, heads spilling like jugs of formaldehy...
The dinosaurs are shy and fairly small. My T-rex waits in the foyer for the mail as the Stegosaurus munches aloe vera in the kitchen. In the garage, t...
Look, it’s not that I’m not grateful to be here, I am, I get it, I am. It’s just that I don’t think I’m a good fit. Oh, yeah, ha ha, I see how that’s funny, I’m...
The butterflies are becoming a problem. At this point they’ve reproduced several times, and my organs are littered with dead cocoon matter. I’m feeling quite cl...
I walk into an underground bank vault where my parents have planned a dinner party. There is a long oak table with 3 chairs on both of the long sides of the tab...
A circle moment as big as me. I step in and out. Each undulation hula hoop round, a frisk, a foot, a wiggling toe. Then breakfast, a thimble's eye of dough to m...
—Look at this.
—What?
—This advert. ‘Stylish, compact hearing aid remote control.’
—So?
— Don’t you see? “Let me have a go on your stylish remote co...
I never once thought of my mind as a place where thoughts would come and go until the day I needed to illuminate my “No-Vacancy” sign. I decided to build an exp...
A place out west. Google buys the countryside. Here’s how it must have happened: excavators rode at full night with bronze shovels to dig the foundation, strew ...
I. Plasticity
—So you’re saying you do think that’s how it should be. Is that what you’re saying?
—No yeah yeah yeah, that is what I’m saying. Well I mean...
I didn’t suck on any honeysuckle this year. And am reminded of this loss while looking at unremarkable green bushes with clusters of golden-y flowers that frame...
He readjusted his tie for the third time in as many minutes and shrugged the shoulders of a suit that formed a near-perfect square on his lanky frame. Attemptin...
The builders were eye-level with swarming news helicopters. Frank’s eyes though probed a towering triple cheeseburger cradled in his thick, calloused fingers. H...
Right now I'm surviving off my desperate urge to burn every doorway I've ever walked through. Ever since the echo of all the words I never spoke had an affair w...
They probably looked homeless under this blanket, on this train, catching it for shelter rather than to reach a destination. His head was heavy against her shou...
I found out that a gang of superstitious teens plotted to kill my black cats at Halloween, and had to do something to protect them.
I bathed my dark kittehs,...
Being 18 is like
having a cavity you can’t seem to stop tonguing. You go over everything endlessly: the fumbling grit of mistakes, your heart’s little stutte...
Somehow this kid gets into your house and rather than steal all your stuff in one shot he is running some kind of psychological project and follows you everywhe...
When Alex and I started dating I didn’t tell him about how my first boyfriend, Eliot, rescued me from a laboratory, or how he helped me open a portal to another...
The first time I took a swing at the inflatable swan, I landed face first against one of the corners of my living room table. My mouth was too full of blood to ...
Mark’s wife left him for her smartphone. That didn’t come as a surprise. One night they were having sex and she was updating her Facebook status. Her ...
The mountains are shrinking and the birds of America are just too sad about it to wait around and watch it all happen, so they gotta go. It’s truly a sight to s...