Jacob Shelton

Origin Story

Jacob SheltonSeptember 14, 2016

When Alex and I started dating I didn’t tell him about how my first boyfriend, Eliot, rescued me from a laboratory, or how he helped me open a portal to another...

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I’ve Never Liked Magicians, and Going on a Date With One Did Not Change That

Jacob SheltonMarch 16, 2016

This was all my fault. When I drink, I become what has been described as “extremely flirtatious.” Friends who care less about my feelings say that I become “wha...

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Gary Krum, 47 Year Old Member of the Ku Klux Klan, Packages Candy In Order to Recruit New Members and Cause General Panic

Jacob SheltonFebruary 1, 2015

Gary Krum, 47 Year Old Member of the Ku Klux Klan, Packages Candy In Order to Recruit New Members and Cause General Panic “Were Smarties really the b...

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