Mark’s wife left him for her smartphone. That didn’t come as a surprise. One night they were having sex and she was updating her Facebook status. Her goodbye letter was actually a tweet. A few weeks later in the park Mark saw her, from far away, sitting on a bench, alone. Good luck having kids, he sneered in his head. As he came closer, he discovered she was holding her smartphone in one hand and a smaller version in the other. She noticed the contorted expression on his face. Yes, there’s an app for that as well, she snickered. Pretty soon after Mark got into a relationship with a Google phone. It cheated on him from day one. But he never found out.