When a pair of ski-masked men walk into the country hospital, guns drawn and saying Do what we say and you won’t get hurt, nobody knows how to react at first. P...
We’re writing ghost stories together. It’s autofiction. We’re BFFs. Mostly started as YESNOGOODBYE but now she calls me bitch and we laugh until I weep into my ...
I don’t think it really hit home that I was moving out for good until the man came to fix my doorbell. This guy was a magician; he was on some real David Blaine...
“Hi, Glenda! I’m David. It’s so lovely to meet in person. It’s weird to only communicate over texting, right? I don’t feel like I know someone until I...
I can help. I’ve made nine thousand, just in America today, Marcus.
I know you’ve been shopping together for a decade. The wedding was overdue, based on how ...
A cloud went to a party. The cloud didn’t know anyone, so it just hovered awkwardly and nibbled puff pastries in the living room. A guy came up and introduced h...
What did it do to deserve this? There’s no explanation. Just the star itself, unadorned, accusatory, the sole record of any visitor’s presence. Did the reviewer...
First, you must have tried other food and been unfulfilled. If you’re looking to move quickly, an unseasoned casserole will do, or slightly burnt toast, in a pi...
I drive to Riverside City College to give Dr. Lamoreaux my Life Drawing I portfolio. I imagine her sitting in her office, the citron light shining on her face j...
I flop onto the couch, flip on the TV. Too early for RuPaul, so I click on a remake of Lost in Space, this one starring yours truly as The Robot, always waving ...
After the theater darkened, she leaned toward me and whispered, “You have a mercenary personality.”
On the drive back to her place, I couldn’t stop thinking ...
He appraised the stainless trinkets slinked atop her sidewalk blanket. She indexed the display. She explained to him the limits of leather. Various leathers, et...
“We are eating butter pasta,” I announce with a brevity that is beyond me. By “we” I mean me, and this declaration came with no more than giving a sardonic nod ...
In Jurassic Park, when Jeff Goldblum takes Laura Dern’s hand into his own, he deposits a droplet from his drink into the groove of her knuckles --an exchange of...
I miss my face, the one my parents gave me. It was the color of oatmeal and had an awkward smile that never lined up with my eyes. No one ever knew if I was hap...
Both of us are still up. Why can’t we go to sleep? Who knows. But somebody made pie! Did you make the pie? Well, I didn’t make the pie. I guess it’s true what t...
Some might think it dull, lying here on the mud, under feathery sediment and meters of silty water in only the few weak rays of sun that pierce through. But I f...
She will lie in wait, hiding her talents… looking like “the innocent flower, but be(ing) the serpent under’t.” She will become a spy of the International Women’...
i. I SIT HERE on the damp concrete along the Seine gaping at the Eiffel Tower. Like me, she searches the night for glimpses of you. She waves her light around u...
Swerved to miss a rabbit and missed. Three-point turn, almost not enough shoulder and almost tipping the car. The highway empty except for a deer in the pine st...
A broken plate lies between us. I say, “It’s not my fault.”
You say, “You should have put it away earlier.”
I look at the shattered off-white ceramic piec...
When my wife and I considered a name for our son, deliberating between the traditional, the lyrical, the new age unique, we ultimately decided on Finn one week ...
“What happened to the bottle opener?” I ask.
“What happened to the murder hornets?” he counters. My partner has a theory that 2020 is proof that time travel...
His theory. Just like time and space, sex appeal works as a building block in the universe. Athletes funnel this energy into prowess on the court, the field, do...
Last night’s mist drifts from my eyes as the Today show plays a clip of Daisy Jones & The 6 performing on SNL like a band called Daisy Jones & The 6 WOU...
Aaron likes to gamble, but casinos don’t appeal to me. I’ve spent too much time here, feeding bills into machines with handwritten “costumers only” signs. (My r...
We have gone on a drive because Grandmother has been drinking. The drinking this time meant that Mum said please can you tell us when you’ve been drinking becau...
We played hide-and-go-seek in each other’s homes: dinner parties, backyard barbecues, white elephant gift exchanges. We’d steal bits of towering deserts, macaro...