Sean Dowie

The Stalk Market

Only nine-hundred and sixty-two people stalked me today. I counted them carefully. My chest heaved. This was four fewer than yesterday. Maybe they chose to stal...

Corporations!

I love corporations. When I play video games, I imagine my character as a badass CEO. He’s wearing a suit, mowing down enemies without remorse, sweating from hi...

Queerbait

Fisherman Peter caught the gay merman with queerbait. Explicit gay content was illegal on land, even in pursuit of mermen flesh. Luckily, fishermen learned how...

The Lyricist

A vampire bit me while I was listening to Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso”. I was so wrapped up in the song that I didn’t notice until a few seconds later. “Ow,”...
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Sean Dowie

Sean Dowie is a slightly eccentric writer from Toronto, Canada. His fiction has appeared in HAD, hex literary, and Maudlin House. He's a 2022 Lambda Literary Fellow. Find more of his stories at sean-dowie.com