It’s your Saturday, so you take the boys to the arcade, and as they get their fill of gore on the Mortal Kombat machine, you notice Pac-Man in the corner, a fla...
The original neon sign still stands out by the boulevard.
The neon filaments declare this to be The Comet Motel in a flashy, mid-century script. Just in case...
I'm Andromeda DeMayo.
I'm eight-years-old
Have an IQ of 160
And I'm in Mensa.
I'm in the gifted class in school—second place to Polly McKreckle...
In the version where Dr. Frankenstein lives, and lives forever, he finally makes a bride. She is not cobbled together from body parts, and she is not made to ma...
It started with the pot. My wife had texted me, while I was at work on Friday, that she stopped at a dispensary and bought some flower. “Party weekend!” That d...
“That,” Martin says, “is the World’s Largest Rocking Chair.” And it actually rocks, he says—it wouldn’t be eligible for the designation otherwise. He gets this ...
Bloomberg reported that Rebecca’s ex-husband was going to prison. She came into the office with a big beautiful smile on her face as if nothing happened, but ob...
There was a day when the act of watching no longer sufficed. Mark does not remember this day, does not remember when he said to himself, “I can’t just passively...
White Iverson and I shoot hoops in the back of our high school where we met way before White Iverson became White Iverson and grew relatively rich and famous, b...
That’s all the ad on Instagram said. There was a little profile picture of a guy in a black hoody posing with ninja stars. The ad itself was a black and white i...
If I was a therapist, I’d fix you in one session. You’d never need a second appointment. Don’t worry about charging it to insurance. I’ll do all my work pro bon...
It’s white-out conditions through Donner Pass, we don’t have tire chains and I can’t stop thinking about the gun in the glove box. No heater, obviously, right? ...
The desire to leave the city, the pull of the Northern Vermont Countryside, tucked away near the Green Mountains appealed to the Finns. Leaving Boston behind wh...
I was jamming to The Sopranos theme song when a Maserati hit me midway through the crosswalk. The EMT that kept me from reaching the pearly gates was so attract...
and she’s lighting up again and now I’ve lost track of how many cigarettes she’s smoked although, really, I wasn’t even counting to begin with, but it seems lik...
Now, Paul Bunyan was a big man, born big and grown bigger every year, so that by the time he was nine years old, he was obliged to duck down when he went outsid...
The singer had a skinhead and wore all black. A faded plain t-shirt, Levi 501s, a leather belt, military boots, and leather gloves. His recently shaved head was...
This is the story of how I snuck into Area 51 and rescued a raccoon. Also, I saw aliens; a lot of dead ones, and a live one imprisoned behind a glass wall. It w...
Shitty Monday. It rained and I got stuck in traffic. Pulled into the car park. Took a second to breathe and force the smile on. Three months since Marina and I ...
Macy’s arm was the first thing I ever stole. Before you get all weirded out, she had a prosthetic arm where the real one used to be. Some people said Macy was b...
Not for the first time in life’s wretched hinterland of the twenty-something young professional, Rachel found herself alone in her kitchen at midnight, staring ...
When the man ran into Applebee's yelling “Help me, help me,” no one got up to help him, and Norman Fletcher just shoveled another spoonful of mashed potatoes in...
Annika hasn’t been too happy with how I’ve been dressing lately. She thinks maybe my dad’s disappearance has messed with my sense of style. So early this mornin...
The internet has an almost tender way of returning things to you. The video surfaces every few months in some new corner of the internet, stripped of context an...
I pull open the heavy brown fire door, catching the slippery gold handle so the door doesn’t slam. It depends on the day. Sometimes I let it crash against the f...
and honest to God it was the lawyer’s invoice coming through on a Friday that made us strangers by Monday,” she tittered into her champagne flute, teeth clinkin...