Those weird little guys, they called her “Nature Lady,” because she talked to them about the flora and fauna in the woods around Camp Adventure. That ...
Finally, some whalers found me. Bobbing on a lone plank, stranded at sea. The large one who hauled me up smelled of fish and vinegar and when my forehead slippe...
The honeybees find him in the night, worming through holes in the window screen, delivering messages through urgent movement atop his bedsheets. This fuzzy vari...
THIS is last week in the square of a village, there is a pink town hall and a pink library but it is better to imagine than to know which, at a peppering of tab...
The first rule for a giant squid in trouble is to get the hell out, and fast.
But I was never any good at following the rules.
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I’ve jetted up from the de...
I needed a place to stay. I’d been having problems with my girlfriend, and now I had to move out. Rachel, my best friend, told me she had a spot available in he...
I huffed it up the hill. Sweat stung at my eyeballs and my face was a hot blister. My next tour group, the 3:30 crowd, was waiting for me up at the top. I had f...
Before Janis drowned, I told her I wanted to come back as an eagle after I died. To build a nest high in the mountains and to hover over lakes. Eagles mate for ...
So, you want to know the truth, eh? The truth behind my tattoo? No, not the one etched into my forearm. I know exactly the one you’re talking about, boychik.
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“All right, Mr. Jenkins. Can you tell our viewers what happened last night on your farm?”
Fred Jenkins, a long-time farmer in the rolling hills of Western Pe...
The tall people surrounded the snacks, talking to keep others from talking. The boy sat beside the birdcage with a blanket over it and waited for a gap in the m...
Uncle Kev says, “At the end of December a white fog rolls into Venice that fades away the days and calendars from memory.” Uncle Kev’s dead but speaks to me all...
The drag queens squeal as the bespectacled reality TV host saunters into the neon-pink workroom.
“Hello-hello-hello!” The host flashes a Chicklet-white smile...
If I thought I needed the extra bus fare for my emotional baggage, I would have bought the extra seat. There’s a lot of us in here going to where the line ends,...
I wandered internal deserts for eons in search of an external friend until I found the Amazon Fire TV. Hello, hello, desperate to meet you. To hear you. And hea...
It was once the tallest building in Chicago—part of a pair. 601 feet tall and someone is falling from the top of it. You think you know her. You recognize her. ...
In this period of his life, he slept on an inflatable mattress patched together with duct tape because his toenails poked through the rubber. He has been unable...
Everything in this part of the city used to be something else, especially the buildings, and all the new office complexes and shopping centers and clubs are rea...
You’re in the middle of— Hello? You awake yet?
Let’s try again. You’re in the middle of a game. Potentially a lethal one.
Hello? You heard me say lethal, ...
You know that feeling when you listen to an album and it feels specifically for you? I don’t often listen to popular music from the afterlife, but when I heard ...
As I drive up I-71, it takes me a minute to realize the billboards have started speaking to me. And not speaking to me the way an old painting or a Tom Hanks mo...
The summer after 10th grade I worked as a slap messenger. It was this novelty website I made in Computer Class where people would go online, fill out a form, se...
-He passed in the night. At 2 a.m., concluded the medical experts while gazing with a cold glare at me
-Oh, God! Have I really spent the night next to this sto...
“Do you struggle with predicting the future?” a production assistant says from behind the camera, reading me in. The deck of tarot cards sitting in front of me ...
Somebody is sitting in her seat.
It’s the best seat on the train. It’s in carriage five out of nine – precisely in the middle – whose doors open directly int...
I am over four-hundred years old, a Danish descendent who was burned at the stake (well, attempted) by Christian IV, a potato-headed man with a stupid beard tha...
The place where my uncle Bobby shot himself was almost always off limits to us kids. Not because my grandma hadn't cleaned up the walls and carpet so that his r...
“Molly Olly oxen free!” Burt sings to us. He takes the wadded up tissue at the twist, puts it deep in his mouth, swallows exaggeratedly and chases with a shot o...