Did you hear what Jessica did?
She took a cleaver to Gretchen’s face.
Yeah, I think it had something to do with Doug
or Brad, how he kissed Brenda while the tide
was coming in and the sun cut
over the horizon.
They say she watched them
from the shore, stuck them both in a freezer
and cast the bodies to sea.
When it was over, they say she washed
herself in the waves, scrubbed the blood
from beneath her fingernails,
let the water pour over her face
like a Snapchat filter.
Cartuna