My dear, today I’m thinking about fidelity in a non-trivial way,

And I realise that I’ve been unfaithful to you for a very long time,

Maybe since the beginning, when we first met, because when

I first saw you – I thought you were so un-nice. Unfaithful were the eyes,

As they scanned the strangers. Unfaithful were the hands, as they dumped the third

Cup of coffee meant for you –we both know what the poetics of such incidents are about.

Unfaithful were the brain, as it fantasised about a sex with a vocalist of “Depeche mode”

Every time we heard “Personal Jesus”, unfaithful were the legs, as they carried me

From the square we had agreed to celebrate our paper anniversary, unfaithful were the

Ears because I couldn’t hear a word you said this Friday night, unfaithful was the

Heart because it worshipped the phallus of Mammon, forgive me, dear, but I’ve been

Unfaithful to you for a very long time.