Harvard astrophysicist Avi Loeb may have found pieces of alien technology gleaned from a meteor
that crashed into Papua New Guinea in 2014 … Ten tiny gold & blue & brown spheres … some resembling a miniature Earth … material tougher than iron … faster than 95% of all stars …
Remember Men in Black … when you think it’s the end … but you zoom from top of heads, cars, skyscrapers, stars … our galaxy’s inside a marble that’s rolled around by a taloned being playing
some sort of game … who puts us back in a copper pouch with a bunch of other universes …
The Guardian reports that former intelligence officer David Grush claims FBI recovered football
field size crafts & bodies of pilots … US urged to reveal UFO evidence …
When I was twelve … Aunt Doris & Uncle Andy told me they were driving home from Bingo on a foggy night in 1973 … A green creature blocked Rosemary Lane … Didn’t let the Delta 88 pass for hours … Alien possessed neon yellow medallion around neck that looked like dollar sign … Assured me alcohol not a factor … had just seen ET at Showcase Cinemas … Had no interest in Close Encounters …
According to TikTok … Kanye & Britney & Jaime & Avril have reportedly been replaced … silenced maybe by reptile people …
& woman with a chignon bun … who might have been drunk … who has since disappeared too … saw non-human on an American Airline flight … demanded to de-plane … viral videos of incident recorded her every angle … Carrot Top, who witnessed meltdown from First Class … who missed the fireworks in Vegas because of a four-hour delay to search the cabin … debunked this extraterrestrial’s existence …
TEN FOOT ALIEN
SPOTTED IN FAMILY’S BACKYARD
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