It begins as burning scrape: plectrums plucking rusty nerve endings. Pulses trace my gait, recalling cadence, mimicking steps when I pause to examine the ground...
A ballooning sensation lurks within me day and night; it flows into my dreams; it brings with it vertigo and anxiety; it lies in ambush until its exasperating n...
He posed the question... Can you write a story called "Blah Blah Blah"? I hadn't a clue. What would it be about? I said the words aloud. They tasted like cherri...
Ambiguity excites me when it comes to would-be lovers, any old stranger who happens to pass close enough to touch, sometimes smell, but not to pinpoin...
When NBA players get old or break an ankle, the time then comes to learn Chinese, because the Shanghai Sharks will pay for play, I don’t know how much but it is...
Hey, remember when you’d laugh your heart out with my silly jokes and ask Mom to slice your cookie in half so I’d have more than yours because you knew I loved ...
He fits right in my pocket, snuggled against my wallet, keys, and phone. Sometimes, out of comfort or exhaustion, he takes a short nap and I feel a spritely pat...
and then I apply sunscreen, SPF 120, and get in my boat to row to work. The sun shines harshly, the former shifting of seasons done, leaves permanently burnt on...
I started in the basal layers of the skin, putting in my time.
As a dutiful worker, I eventually made my way up, erupting through the skin surface like an ugly...
I'd wanted to acquire live foods I could reproduce for my diners whom I'd housed in a separate aquarium in the living-room. I'd wanted to acquire live foods so ...
New vampire sit on the ledge from their third story house window. South central. There are more of those than you know and they’re all beautiful. Something abou...
I’m running from something. I don’t remember what. But I know that I can’t stop because sticky black panic is boiling in my chest, the froth bubbling up into my...
There you are. Never married. Never had a girlfriend for more than three days. Seriously. You're a hoarder. You buy three of everything. Kitchenware. Clothing. ...
There’s Lola who climbs out of windows to dance on tables with boys. There’s Jarrah who drinks vodka alone until she throws up. There’s Yuna who carves ruby sle...
She stalked her prey in the thick and humid summer night air. Having long-ago foresworn blood meals, she roamed the countryside, relying more on scent than on t...
Each night, while working the night shift at Hot Topic, my wife and I discuss our idea to open our own store for cats called Pspspspsps. This is our grand dream...
Kevin ambles through reception holding a box under one arm. With his receding hairline and oversized suit, he resembles a turtle. He bobs his head at the lady b...
Population: me
There are many things about this town I don’t love, one of them being the whole ghosting of it all. I’m the only one here. It feels like every...
Film Weekly Editor’s Note – After much discussion with my fellow editors, we have decided to run this final review from our long-standing reviewer Professor Ffi...
Since the climate crisis shifted from slow-motion-train-wreck-speed to everything-being-on-fire-all-of-the-time-speed, we’ve been experimenting with some biodyn...
Steady bass over a sample of Bill Nye the Science Guy saying “universe” distorted beyond recognition. A frog balloon in a grocery store. The pop star dancing wi...
What the hell! You’re supposed to be having a full-blown existential crisis! Not playing solitaire while you wait for the repairman! I’m bored as fuck!
If on...
A guy with brown hair. A guy with blond hair. A guy from down the street. You’ve seen him at the grocery store. A lawyer from Pasadena. A narcissist. An android...
Terri, six months ago I went on a whiskey bender and you fled our Big Bad Marriage into the doomsday bunker.
I don’t want to “gloss over” here (my therapist,...
Blume–
If only rafters buckled more easily. If only his studio had been fireproof and Agnes faithful. If only automobiles didn’t accordion against walls and ...
Stars and other bullshit swirl above, overdone as only the day-in-day-out night sky can be. The most hauntingly trite backdrop to meet your end beneat...
c’mon lady scan faster chop chop this ain’t a talk show damn that’s a lot of cat food wow look at the lines sheesh good thing I got here early ha sucks to be th...
There's so many different sounds on the train i can barely take it, theres like a constant ambient droning and sharp sounds cutting through, shouts that are jus...
My tail is tucked awkwardly in my jeans, taped to leg for security. This is so I don’t draw attention in public and I’m not wearing my cap that says ‘Your Brand...