Dear Beevis,
The other night I dreamt you were still alive. You and I were in a fairy-tale. I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm finally starting college in ...
The vomit of a thousand or so small white dots stuck to the windowpane like wedding confetti. Guest figured the hotel had been designed with this strange featur...
I am looking for a very specific video.
No, not the one you’re thinking of. Not that one either. I doubt you’ve ever seen it. In fact I doubt I’ve even seen it...
Her voices flickers between the walls, somewhere out of reach, echoing off the wide, curved confines of the amphitheater. It comes in waves, the words themselve...
People say if you say something about someone who has more than you, that you’re just jealous. And yes, of course that’s true, but I also know it’s absolutely n...
The hall is quiet and secluded, and no one else is there but her. They’ve let her take her dogs, whose short legs move along the marble in short steps, steps th...
Thirty-two. She could always tell. Her mind’s eye pried open their jaws and counted each one, slipping a careful fingertip over old silver caps, oxidized fillin...
A man wakes up one day and decides to leave his wife and quit his job and take everything that he considers his and burn it on the front lawn, leaving only the ...
A lazy man without ambition sought an opportunity he did not expect to be offered but nonetheless believed himself qualified to receive. Of course, the man did ...
On Friday night, me and Kyoko drive out to the Pine Valley Mall. The mall shut down six years ago, but we still go every weekend. It’s something of a tradition ...
In the abyss between beeps, I come awake. Before me is a sanitary fog; white, dull-white, white, soft blue. My eyelids shuffle and rollick, stretching florescen...
Call me Jean. People say it's an ambiguous name, but I say screw 'em. Let guys named Gene worry about that. My parents expect me to bring the laughs. ...
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I remember earlier in April when the car crashed into the convenience store by my house. I was inside with friends looking at different flavors of Arizona Iced ...
His coffee table held no books. No coasters or flowers. No remotes for the TV he didn’t have. Only a centered masculine torso, headless and chiseled. A small-sc...
My daughter’s favorite board game since she was nine is AGE OF GLOBAL IMPROVEMENT. It begins roughly around the time of the rise of Third Way-ism in Blairite Br...
There are a great deal of things you think about and a great deal of thing you do not. And I know you’re so focused on people looking at you weird–weird like yo...
Slap back, was what she wanted to do, but she didn’t this time (though she had before). Her sister was an asshole, could be, wasn’t always, but tended to hit fi...
For a while there I was obsessed with flossing my teeth. When I say a while, I mean four and a quarter years. And when I say obsessed, I mean I flossed them to ...
“Just meet me at the diner, you cunt rag,” Becca said on the phone. I could picture her in her giant house, looking at her nails as she said it. I stared into m...
The Duboise family shuffled through the foyer and smoothed their finest grey jumpsuits. It was the first time Mrs. Duboise and Boy and Girl had been to the top ...
Jade and I drove into Loveland which was between Denver and Fort Collins. Everything was love themed. The bowling alley was Lover’s Lane. The coffee shop was Th...
Lauren sat cross-legged in a plastic lawn chair in the backyard of her parents’ house, her arm dangling over the side. There had been a storm the night before, ...
Key open the front door. The old door used to stick, need a good shoulder. This one’s deadbolt slides open with the sound of television fuzz. This one swings op...
Truth be told, I want to do things with the hot dog man. I’d like for it to happen at the end of his shift, after he’s done dumping hot dog water in the grass a...
He undresses slowly in front of the window, as instructed. She’s in a second-floor bedroom in the house next to his, watching through binoculars.
No nudity, ...
We are high as fuck on Mike’s deck the moment the powers that be turned on the new billboard. It’s nighttime and it hurts our eyes at first. It’s so bright, lik...
I was stopped short at a tollbooth at an indiscriminate distance between where I was fleeing and where I was going. The man in the stall slid the glass open sid...
She searches for BBW, SSBBW, FAT GANGBANG. She likes to watch the ones with women who are so big it’s hard to imagine how they’re still alive; asses large enoug...
An old man in a red tracksuit lorded over a tiny table just beyond the entrance of The Exit, one of Rocco’s favorite places among his old stomping grounds. The ...