My stepdad would throw knives at me. It was a like a reflexes thing, catching a fly with chopsticks. Character building, a boy’s first funeral. I learned to wri...
I watched three of our roommates take spots in front of us while Jo steamed up the bathroom and thought about how I had enough in my savings six months back tha...
At a press conference between the next big win and the looming apocalypse:
We have a lot of players who are just willing to literally eat dirt for a win.
. ...
I’m upstairs folding laundry in our bedroom when Colin calls out from downstairs. “Hey, I think you cheated on me!”
I drop his green v-neck mid-fold onto our...
Franklin Roosevelt says get your COVID vaccine, right now. He’s doing well in the afterlife, he says. He’s looking over at us every so often when there’s a lull...
There’s a legion of snails migrating at breakneck speed across state lines. Footage shows the critters rafting on vegetation down the Colorado River, travelling...
Have you ever seen someone commit a crime? Maybe you saw a kid slip a candy bar in his pocket at the gas station. Something like that. Unless you start shouting...
Margaret’s cataract occludes her left eye, and she lets me stay in her mother-in-law suite, though I suspect there never was a mother-in-law. On the walls, one ...
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The ancient Chinese art of feng shui has among its principles that one should never place a mirror in front of a bed, the reason being that while a ...
The first thing Arthur saw when he woke up was the ceiling fan whirling in the faint blue light, third speed. Slow speed. Slow blinks. For a moment, he thought ...
She was careful, so for a while no one noticed. There was always someone sloppier, a bartender whose eyes went gluey mid-shift, a server with shrimp confit knot...
The woods behind the Pike’s house, labyrinthine and majestic, but dark and secluded, held a fascination for Alan and Daniel. After school, they made it their ki...
A gramophone record, the musical idea, the written notes,
and the sound waves,
all stand to one another in the same internal relation of depicting that holds
...
I’m crying hysterically in the Taco Bell drive-thru, ready to shovel twelve Crunchwrap Supremes down my gullet, trying to frantically dry my running tear tracks...
I told him I’m not a fan of face tattoos. I usually avoid talking usually during tattoo sessions for this goddamn reason. Sometimes I talk too much when I am hi...
Drip by drip, this magic. Painstaking, precise, plausibly deniable. More than, really. Unbelievable. Which is why it works so well for Carly.
When the bitch ...
When my children were born I worked in the prison. Wasn’t I scared, people asked, being pregnant there? No, I’d tell them. It’s fine. The officers run a tight s...
“Find a job you enjoy doing, and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.” That’s what they all say, and so that’s what my naïve self took to heart when si...
Jess Curtis stooped at the window and stared at the dark. Wind rustled. Foliage shook. Valerie Finn and Noah Thacker, eating pizza straight from the box, sat on...
Coyote’s scat smells of stolen meat. With no thought to the impacts on the ecology, he’s taken to filling in prairie dog holes – my prairie dog holes – with dir...
It was late when Palmer called me that night. He was always calling late. Always just leaving some show, some party, always buzzing on some combination of chemi...
When the bus stops in front of our house, I walk off slow because I am afraid that Bertie’s body won’t still be in the bathtub. Mother Julia made me go to schoo...
Dear Literary Event Coordinator(s),
The following document is a rider containing various provisions to assure you of a smooth and professionally delivered of...
Sam hadn’t always been a ghost. Of course, she hadn’t. Like the rest of us, she’d once been fully real. But then, like Marty McFly’s sister in Back to the Futur...
There was a rumor that the old Hot Dog on a Stick was closing the weekend before Labor Day. Picture this, a young Vito – that’s me, with older bro Nico, Mom an...
My 25 milligram edible gummy is just starting to hit when Jamie tells me he doesn’t want a relationship. He says he’s going to Chicago soon, on account of his a...
It’s true about me, Mr. Kral. Masha pinged me from the deep, but I was drowning in a sublet near Waukegan Harbor. Drowning with distinction when the signal came...
Those weird little guys, they called her “Nature Lady,” because she talked to them about the flora and fauna in the woods around Camp Adventure. That ...
Finally, some whalers found me. Bobbing on a lone plank, stranded at sea. The large one who hauled me up smelled of fish and vinegar and when my forehead slippe...
The honeybees find him in the night, worming through holes in the window screen, delivering messages through urgent movement atop his bedsheets. This fuzzy vari...