Winter had finally closed in, and Simon’s weather app had predicted the first snow of the season to begin sometime around 5 p.m. Last spring, the doctor had ope...
Henry liked to spell multi-syllabic words, like dilapidated, one of the new words from a sixth grade Halloween vocabulary assignment. For extra credit, the teac...
I remember what I was wearing on the day of my Great Realization: a pair of Carhartt overalls and a baseball cap. On the cap, the shameless logo of my employer:...
Nora was at the end of an especially well-deserved cigarette, puffing away from a favorite perch in the outside window alcove of the pet store when a pedestrian...
Okay, so, like, get this. This one time forever ago, back when they still had video stores like in the movies, back when “R” movies still showed lots of boobies...
I settle into my chair, a kid’s school desk, in the Baptist church classroom. I barely fit. Around me, others take their seats as well. I know most of these peo...
It was 9am when Officer Onion strolled up Union Street in his new sweat-wicking shorts. They showed off his big, pasty calves. By the way he moved across the we...
Giant burgers, dripping with cheese, grease running down my arm. Deep-fried fish and chips, soaked with malt vinegar, the ideal delivery mechanism for creamy ta...
“CALL NOW IF YOU WANT ME BACK. I HAVE FIVE MINUTES BEFORE MY DJ GIG STARTS. IF YOU DON’T CALL BACK IN FIVE YOUR CHANCE IS OVER.”
It’s the text message Ambiga...
Prologue
In the fraught tides of space the door hinges of one particular door rotate endlessly without cause. In one smooth, continuous motion they b...
My father doesn’t put out the Christmas village anymore. Too many boxes, he says. Too much styrofoam, too many bits of artificial snow falling across the hardwo...
During a Christmas Eve dream, retired professional glass blower Roy Splutternut was making love to a still living version of his late mother’s late best friend ...
Jonah was idly scrolling through Facebook to pass the elongated pandemic time when he recoiled in horror from the Buzzfeed headline accompanied by a photo of hi...
I’m so sick of these goddam dogs. To clarify — since 90% of my readers are on Earth — by dogs, I mean those creatures we found in the moon void, snarbls. Not th...
Edwin knew the risk. The penalty. Two Earth-Years ago, and of course that was still how they counted time, a crew member was ejected from the station for the ve...
My stepdad would throw knives at me. It was a like a reflexes thing, catching a fly with chopsticks. Character building, a boy’s first funeral. I learned to wri...
I watched three of our roommates take spots in front of us while Jo steamed up the bathroom and thought about how I had enough in my savings six months back tha...
At a press conference between the next big win and the looming apocalypse:
We have a lot of players who are just willing to literally eat dirt for a win.
. ...
I’m upstairs folding laundry in our bedroom when Colin calls out from downstairs. “Hey, I think you cheated on me!”
I drop his green v-neck mid-fold onto our...
Franklin Roosevelt says get your COVID vaccine, right now. He’s doing well in the afterlife, he says. He’s looking over at us every so often when there’s a lull...
There’s a legion of snails migrating at breakneck speed across state lines. Footage shows the critters rafting on vegetation down the Colorado River, travelling...
Have you ever seen someone commit a crime? Maybe you saw a kid slip a candy bar in his pocket at the gas station. Something like that. Unless you start shouting...
Margaret’s cataract occludes her left eye, and she lets me stay in her mother-in-law suite, though I suspect there never was a mother-in-law. On the walls, one ...
I.
The ancient Chinese art of feng shui has among its principles that one should never place a mirror in front of a bed, the reason being that while a ...
The first thing Arthur saw when he woke up was the ceiling fan whirling in the faint blue light, third speed. Slow speed. Slow blinks. For a moment, he thought ...
She was careful, so for a while no one noticed. There was always someone sloppier, a bartender whose eyes went gluey mid-shift, a server with shrimp confit knot...
The woods behind the Pike’s house, labyrinthine and majestic, but dark and secluded, held a fascination for Alan and Daniel. After school, they made it their ki...
A gramophone record, the musical idea, the written notes,
and the sound waves,
all stand to one another in the same internal relation of depicting that holds
...
I’m crying hysterically in the Taco Bell drive-thru, ready to shovel twelve Crunchwrap Supremes down my gullet, trying to frantically dry my running tear tracks...