Fiction

Ghost Girl

Sam hadn’t always been a ghost. Of course, she hadn’t. Like the rest of us, she’d once been fully real. But then, like Marty McFly’s sister in Back to the Futur...

Reddit on a Stick

There was a rumor that the old Hot Dog on a Stick was closing the weekend before Labor Day. Picture this, a young Vito  – that’s me, with older bro Nico, Mom an...

Pink Chewing Gum

My 25 milligram edible gummy is just starting to hit when Jamie tells me he doesn’t want a relationship. He says he’s going to Chicago soon, on account of his a...

Kiss from a Whale

Finally, some whalers found me. Bobbing on a lone plank, stranded at sea. The large one who hauled me up smelled of fish and vinegar and when my forehead slippe...

Escuchamos

THIS is last week in the square of a village, there is a pink town hall and a pink library but it is better to imagine than to know which, at a peppering of tab...

Box

I needed a place to stay. I’d been having problems with my girlfriend, and now I had to move out. Rachel, my best friend, told me she had a spot available in he...

The Tattooed Horror

So, you want to know the truth, eh? The truth behind my tattoo? No, not the one etched into my forearm. I know exactly the one you’re talking about, boychik. ...

My Work History

Everything in this part of the city used to be something else, especially the buildings, and all the new office complexes and shopping centers and clubs are rea...

Reply Guy

You’re in the middle of— Hello? You awake yet? Let’s try again. You’re in the middle of a game. Potentially a lethal one. Hello? You heard me say lethal, ...

Hell is Real

As I drive up I-71, it takes me a minute to realize the billboards have started speaking to me. And not speaking to me the way an old painting or a Tom Hanks mo...

Slap Messenger

The summer after 10th grade I worked as a slap messenger. It was this novelty website I made in Computer Class where people would go online, fill out a form, se...

8-Ball 2.0

“Do you struggle with predicting the future?” a production assistant says from behind the camera, reading me in. The deck of tarot cards sitting in front of me ...