While on his fourth glass of wine, George decided glass was his favorite substance—it was sharp, solid, and, most importantly, clear. Light shone through it bri...
You are the only one left in your family.
Take a sip of water, you’ll be fine.
It was quite the set of circumstances. Remarkable, really. I’ve never seen ...
It is true that if you look down a lot of shitty streets in Denver you can see dusted peaks and it does resemble the Coors logo. To escape downtown, I’d walk ou...
I never had plans to be an astronaut, but somehow I ended up in outer space. For several decades I had to come to terms with the fact that there was something ...
It was 7 p.m. on a Saturday and Cinderella 99 Hospital was in a panic. The surgeon was late for surgery. To top it off, it was senior prom night, so I, the ER f...
When one successfully skewers Wimbledon (7 Days in Hell, 2015) and the Tour de France (Tour de Pharmacy, 2017), what comes next? If you’re Andy Samberg, you get...
When I was eight the house across the street from ours burned down. My parents shook us children from our dreams, whispering in the dark to come see. We stood i...
We like to think that evil is only in some places, but it is everywhere. Think of pressing a shell against your ear and hearing the rush of water, a secret, end...
Old Fashioneds in WI are different because WI is different, not the same, a weird kind of a place, full of friendly faces, welcoming, charged with the kind of t...
“Melrose Avenue sure has changed for the better over the years. I remember when it was full of junkies and whores.”
“You’re so out of touch, Leo. Still livin...
Devin had never been on Spaceship Earth. He had never been to Disney World as an adult either, but he seemed excited by the idea that we were old enough to dri...
“I’m begging you to give me permission to fire him.”
Gabe’s plea was more pathetic than intended, his meek tone reverberating within his doughy jaw.
“Plea...
The first time Aly said she couldn’t be killed, I thought nothing of it.
She was filing her nails on the edge of the bed. I was sleeping over. Her hair smell...
I MISSED THE CONNECTION TO SOME NOWHERE CITY ON MY ROUTE AND WOUND UP STRANDED IN ONE EVEN LESS APPEALING. Christmas season brought booked flights and little sy...
There are sounds that come from trees that he cannot explain or identify. He understands the sounds are emanating from bugs or birds, but with no visible origin...
It started began in the kitchen. There were times the light was so bright I’d have to put on my sunglasses or my Magician’s hat that hangs near the butler door ...
It is 2022 and the crew has returned to the fictional offices of Dunder Mifflin.
This episode is written by Greg Daniels and Ron Nyswaner and directed by Bry...
The screaming stopped the instant Sam opened her eyes. She’d been having nightmares about mass shootings again. They’d mostly gone away during the pandemic. Now...
I always hated the Saturday morning sunlight. To me it felt like bleach, or the delousing powder they used to throw on prisoners — something toxic and excoriati...
I woke up old on a couch. The worst part was the teeth: jagged, long from the gums. I could even feel the yellow.
I made my way to the window, looking out at...
The humidity wraps itself around the girl and boy like a snake until they are out of breath from running around. Sweat drips down both of their faces, making th...
No one at Sunny Wonders Amusement Park was more downtrodden about owner Barry Victor’s death than the twenty-seven mannequins of his likeness that stood like se...
He could afford the minimum payment on his credit card bill, but the statement said if he paid the minimum it’d take him 73 years to pay off and the total amoun...
You’re faking your way to a false sense of happiness, that’s what I told her on the eve of her wedding day. I also said that she didn’t have to do it, and that...
Sam has a short brittle laugh. A dull black spaceship over Del Rey. Government films capturing the actual take-off of a UFO. A yellow-white star—stone villages ...
I grabbed some beers and chips from 711 and met Akari outside the building. The love hotel Pink Clouds was pink with powder-blue clouds. She looked serious and ...
When I wake up I want to eat people and that’s literally all I want. I used to want so many different things, so it’s pretty nice to just have the one want now....