“Daddy Norton has fallen and broken his leg,” announced Ryan Seacrest, grinning widely from the rabbit-eared television in the corner.
“Turn that shit off, w...
Welcome. It has been quite a year. These last months, especially, have been difficult. We have had much to lament, much to despair, and while I wish t...
Somewhere in your neighborhood, a full-scale guillotine stands in a backyard. Maybe this guy—and it is a guy— lives right next to you. That suspicious structure...
Step One: Wash Your Damn Hair
By the time it’s over and the cops are done talking to you, the dye has been sitting in your hair for nearly three hours. You’ve ...
It was a warm morning towards the end of September and I’d gotten up before the sun to run for a few miles along the San Antonio River, just south of ...
In the beginning, it was dark. Man was by himself in the darkness. He might not have minded so much if there had been Wi-Fi and he were able to catch the Sunday...
Dear Mr. Frank S. Monster, Ph.D.—
We received your official appeal for a reinstated passport (although you could not supply your old passport so I struggle t...
To Whom It May Concern:
The revolver felt cool in his hand—the handle burning textured steel in his contracted palm, the barrel running down the length of hi...
The centerpiece of the main square is a one-eyed statue. He leans forward, hands extended though no one remembers he was once holding a tray. His jarring figure...
Triceratop—that’s what he told me to call him, however silly it sounded. Dressed in lion-themed cotton pajamas, Triceratop didn’t so much resemble a herbivorous...
Every night, we wrote down the names of the stars which had gone. So we could watch the skies, Nora brushed the star ash from our window - our parents still cal...
She sent me this YouTube video of a cat trapped in a house, that should be meowing/hissing, but instead somebody dubbed themselves going “heyyyyyyyyy” every tim...
Deacon Jones: Nathaniel, why do I smell gas? And what are you doing with that torch?
Me: I need the gas and torch to put something to rest.
Deacon Jones: Son,...
willard park is supposed to be the bad part of town. it’s supposed to be the bad part of town because a couple of black families live around the park. in my tow...
“Have you ever felt so alone you wanted to cry, but the chronic nature of your ailment removed the tears' urgent imperative?” –Charles LaBonne
The swee...
Crash. Boom. Bang.
This was certainly not a song. This was the sound of a true collision.
Everything went as planned in Alex's life until this sudden.... Ban...
It all happens here. The interior design is unintentionally retro and ash trays haunt the tables like relics of a less civilized time. A man tells his wife that...
You can see the cellphone, flushed teal underneath at least three feet of water, shiver when the pond’s surface gets frayed by the wind. You are on your hands a...
There is a train running through my bedroom.
I realize how ridiculous this sounds. Perhaps it’s not a train in my bedroom, but rather a dresser and two nights...
I am so thirsty for the news of bats. When the sickness came when we were in college, they first said it was pigs and primates, but then they turned to bats. Wh...
I recall strange echoes of the Incan woman in Cuenca: “Estás entre la espada y la pared,” which I understood as, “Don’t get caught between the wall and the swo...
My anxiety and I go to Busan because we feel like we should, but then everyone there but us has umbrellas, so we stay off the beaches and just lie in bed in the...
Thomas Paulson was melting onstage. Sweat drew lines from his forehead down through the pancake makeup on his face. The spotlight never used to be this warm, an...
We are not astronauts. We didn’t get here on purpose. Thom and Alia were riding ahead of me, side by side, in love like always, down a long stretch of road some...