Johnny Huerta was born in Portales, New Mexico. He is the author of two books of poems: Posole with Benefits and Acid & Menudo.
WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL FEET WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE?
I like manatee feet. Strong yet useless, and really cute rolled into one.
IF YOU COULD ONLY EAT ICE CREAM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE–WHAT KIND?
butter pecan, because obvious reasons.
YOU WAKE UP AND YOU ARE A SWAMP. WHAT’S THAT LIKE?
Ansel Adams is handing me a dram of moonshine on a shitty raft constructed of Styrofoam .
Valley cottonwoods and coastal redwood
ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION
Why do I keep fucking up? (In Neil Young’s 80’s voice.)
WORST WAY TO BUY A GOAT
BICYCLES YOU HAVE KNOWN
2001 trek t-100 and a 1969 beach cruiser chopped up and turnt lowrider
A GOOD SONG TO DO JUMPING JACKS TO
well, all of Pure Moods is currently on deck
BEST GUITAR TO BREAK ON STAGE
any Les Paul model guitar
GOOD WAYS TO HAVE A GOOD CRY
I 25 southbound between Albuquerque and Los lunas.
In a beat up truck listening to Conway Twitty
HELL YEAH IT’D BE FUN TO HAVE A SPACESHIP. AGREE OR DISAGREE?
I’m in it for the food
LOVE IS SIMILAR TO?
THE BEST NUMBER OF YEARS TO STAY ALIVE FOR
42 or 76
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
Burn dead wood
questions by Kyle Flak
answers by Johnny Huerta
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