the bros and their podcasts,
the bros and their hurt;
consider their cherished
FACTS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS;
think of their parents,
steroid-ho...
Dysfunctional relationships aren’t nearly as fun
as they seem in the movies. No wacky sidekicks
cracking wise or hilarious hijinks begging
to ensue. It’s jus...
Keanu Reeves plays a failed angel who wants to have a successful career –
he is tasked with protecting drivers who use mobile phones on the road –
Keanu Reeve...
—after the film by the same name
A dying bloodwood tree in the backyard needs
timbering, and my neighbor, Jimbo, the amateur
butcher, bullies his cuniculture...
I have to tell you something. I need
to get this off my chest
Back sometime in 2009, I kept my phone on the entire flight
(by accident, of course) and
nothi...
A divine can in my hand teases me,
all beckoning with its colours of blue and white.
I am unable to resist, and so I’ll be
inhaling its vital light.
I’ve ...
The candles are fake burning in the new old windows of my movie set house
Like I have died and been reincarnated as Kevin Mcallister.
Still, I chose to pick a...
Algorithms may aggravate,
but they never forget.
They remember your needs:
wedding guest dress,
cheap meals,
how to survive a recession,
baby shower gif...
not literally, of course
every asshole i have eaten
has been boneless
but through the magic of song
i have conjured the brundle pod
and i am brundlezevon,
...
I.
Nebraska is Never Anything
Iowa passed in a series of
collapsing, unrelated images.
out of the fog, out of the fog, they said.
Cropped grasses and win...
Listening party line long
Paralleling the main drag
In this Bound Brook but not really
Standing in for some other unknown
Early autumn in “Central” Jersey
...
A found poem
a kind of green light in
the western sky. it
stopped beyond the
pine trees— a distant,
heavenly body. there is
nothing to fear: god’s
han...
Maudlin House wants me to write something weirder—
It’s a no on the love poem in the style of Yeats.
Fair enough. “Never give all the heart” and all that…
Ma...
I wake pale and encircled
encircled by a purpling
A purple encircling
encircling my orbits
I orbit strangely
strangely orbited
My gravity uncertain
...
Two blitz kids tumble out the photobooth,
a lipstick mess of highball spill and hands
all over each other. As their teeth clack,
their cheeks flare with Day-...
Light fractures as it hits
the chandelier, swaying
over my sprawled body —
ruby, plastic, dripping;
droplets suspended,
each fake crystal an eyesore,
a cr...
Gladly I will go get you the moon,
and I will put it into your new apartment,
so that you will not be so afraid of the dark.
While I am up there, I will br...
Drooping hazel eyes
affixed to the back of a
can of Lucky Energy,
I am regaled with tale of
Mr. Lucky, who survived a
plane crash that killed 136.
My ha...
(after The Blob That Ate Everyone by R.L. Stine)
There’s a scene in my story
where the blob hides in the basement,
licks its lips hungrily, waiting for fre...
A bat in the Biblioteca,
dodging between Dickens and Don Julio,
a critic who couldn’t decide
if he preferred poetry or mezcal….
The intrusion of feral cha...
Armless Eddie rolls a joint with his feet as sun sets, Stillwater Park’s benches moist from the day’s sweat. Eddie works it eyes closed, toes like knitting need...
san francisco start-up utilizes whale shark mail service to improve american economy tenfold.
hatsune miku endorses anime waifu chatgpt wrapper for prime minis...
Wake up.
Mosquitoes fucking everywhere.
Goddamnit.
Fucking got drunk and left the window with no fucking screen open again.
Walk over to the fridge.
My...
The stage was warm tonight and finally
someone had heard of me before I faced the crowd.
There’s a love story I never tell but I gave it away
in Indianapolis an...