- Loathesome glunk & grottle.
- Skeleton spittleslobs & dungeon rat kebabs.
- Slumwater wine smuggled from Arkansas Production Brigade 41, Unit 5.
- 2 moist strips of silverfish jerky.
- Gulag jute ball: Doritos, Chex Mix, irradiated tap water.
- Stale PepsiCo protein brick—Strawberry Flavored™.
- My left leg.
- His left leg.
- Bomb components in commisary pack of Trident Gum: 5 toothpicks, 2 strings of Oral-B mint floss, the flint of a Zippo lighter. Instructions: SWALLOW IF FOUND.
- Styrofoam bowl of Ultra-D Fiber Gruel.
- ⅛ of torn upper left-corner of page 126 of Robert Greene’s The 33 Strategies of War.
- French toast stick.
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