1. Loathesome glunk & grottle.
  2. Skeleton spittleslobs & dungeon rat kebabs.
  3. Slumwater wine smuggled from Arkansas Production Brigade 41, Unit 5.
  4. 2 moist strips of silverfish jerky.
  5. Gulag jute ball: Doritos, Chex Mix, irradiated tap water.
  6. Stale PepsiCo protein brick—Strawberry Flavored™.
  7. My left leg.
  8. His left leg.
  9. Bomb components in commisary pack of Trident Gum: 5 toothpicks, 2 strings of Oral-B mint floss, the flint of a Zippo lighter. Instructions: SWALLOW IF FOUND.
  10. Styrofoam bowl of Ultra-D Fiber Gruel.
  11. ⅛ of torn upper left-corner of page 126 of Robert Greene’s The 33 Strategies of War.
  12. French toast stick.