I binge watch Intervention- is that an addiction?
The only cosmic irony is that the stars die long
before they hear us compliment their glittering gowns.
Someone remastered the Exploding Whale video
for its golden anniversary, so shouldn’t I be able
to find a Scorpio boyfriend on Bumble?
I love scorpions so much; I might as well marry one.
The most attractive trait in a man
is finding me attractive; the second-most, insincerity.
My good catholic boy disdained my mental illness,
my favorite movie, the way I worshipped the moon
instead of his cock: I resented the way he piled laundry
next to the basket, brewed the coffee sour,
cast me as a blank-faced final girl,
mouth sewn shut in his emotional pornos.
Now Playing: pretty blonde with daddy issues gets fucked
by a balding narcissist. You won’t believe what happens next.
@bigbadbarth