ANOTHER POEM FOR MY NEW SECRET CRUSH

 

what a weird fucking day

i almost got up the courage to shave / call you

it probably rained all day

i probably listened to franz listz music all day

i wonder if you are wearing one of your beautiful new sweaters today

if you are

please don’t tell me

your beauty is just way too much

like a sandwich that has both cole slaw and sauerkraut on it

i explode

 

WHOAH

i wonder if i am a captain of industry

my shoes have tomato sauce on them

there’s a little light that goes off in my torso

whenever you speak

so:

please speak to me!

little hope beam

little glowworm girl

i just bought a bunch of

slimy unicellular organisms

at this new store they got at the mall

i don’t know why

but i’ll probably feel like showing them to you at some point
ANOTHER POEM FOR MY NEW SECRET CRUSH

what evidence do you have that the moon isn’t eating us

right now

i want to go bowling in the pyramids

sometimes you look like a plate of spaghetti

and it’s almost the end of the world

so where is all the fun?????

it’s fun

just to sit in a chair ten miles from where you are

while silently thinking

about where you are

 

POEM FOR THE MALL

you don’t know what walking around in the mall really means to me

i see people who are probably daydreaming about being eaten alive by a wild mustang!

and the sun is not here

so you can’t tell what time of day it really is

probably it is the middle of the night

and you’re alone

sobbing

over by the stacks of balloon swords

some random guy is actually selling here

but nobody is buying

the little carousel in the center of the mall goes round and round

i don’t know whether to kiss myself or go to the movies

but the food court is actually really very nice

 

deluxe triple bacon cheddar olive burger with fries:

i puke

 

POEM FOR JOHN GREEN

dear john green:

your books are so good, my books are so terrible, why do i even write, i’m already boring!

but i guess things aren’t so bad

for the first thirty three years of my life i never loved anybody or allowed myself to have any real feelings at all

and then i read the fault in our stars and thought, “even i could suddenly become a victim of death!”

and started slowly thinking about where i could go from that thought

professional bowling?

amateur sleuthing?

recreational dry cleaning?

well, the characters in the fault in our stars seemed to think, eventually, that love was a good way to use the time before death

so i guess maybe i’ll give it a try for a few days and see how things go

i mean, love–

how hard can it be?

even boring losers sometimes seem to do it