we haven’t even had that much sex to indie music
someone should take away our tote bags and fancy pens
isn’t that how it’s supposed to go?
you buy the things you wish you were and carry them around
for a long long time until they become an extension of you

let’s pretend we’re totes and having sex
is when our handles are intertwined
like when you carry three grocery bags on an arm
so you don’t have to make a second trip
or you bought too much
and roll them off you because you can’t tell what’s what

take me into the bedroom and put on something with synths
and fuzz guitars and probably a snare sharp beat
we can kiss at tempo
slip my tongue in your mouth
pretend we’re dogs
at the zoo
you’re my favorite snack