if you’re nosy
I’m sure you have one too
and that you also went
out of your way to find it
but mine is worse
than yours
for desire lines apparently lead straight from me
to someone mutuals with Chloe Sevigny
someone so cool she doesn’t even post him
I just know they’re dating from an overlapping dog
(because I guess
they got a dog)
if he found out
I wrote this poem
God would strike me
and thankfully I’d die
but God wouldn’t be 5’8”
and Mary isn’t on Instagram