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And I Substitute Them with My Own.

Caleb PainterApril 13, 2017Poetry

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Caleb Painter is a 20-year-old writer from a small Canadian town, which he has deemed to be a "paradise for plaid-wearers." Though he claims to be primarily a musician, his true skill lies in his ability to eat macaroni and cheese in mass quantities while not gaining any weight. He often writes about nostalgia, growing up, and his family, all-the-while drinking bad coffee and listening to sad indie music.

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