I fiddle with the lock. The key always jams. I have no idea why, but every time I try to get inside our mailbox, I have the same trouble. I guess I could tell R...
Inertia is defined as the tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged.
That sounds about right.
To go even further, it’s the resistance of a psychical o...
My Mum always said, wash behind my ears. Always. Without fail.
Every day after I’d pretended to brush my teeth and wash my face, she would march into the bat...
The laminated menu said that it had been open since 1986. The 18th of December to be exact. It seems a strange date to open up an Italian restaurant in a North ...
The worst thing about the world ending is that I can’t move that car off the front lawn. Bloody thing has been parked there for months. It must have been left b...
I order my usual. A tall latte with milk. Real boring, but I never really got into all these options. I give the guy with the vacant eyes my order. He asks for ...
Come with me, he said. “Where do you want me to go?” I asked him. Everywhere, he said. “Everywhere?” I asked. Yes everywhere, stop repeating me, he said. “Oh ok...
Elliot Harper is an author, blogger and Yorkshireman. He likes to write fiction that isn’t confined to any particular genre, but leans towards the transgressive and the surreal. Find him at his website, www.elliotharper.com and on Twitter @E_Harper_Author