Pant
You only need one pair of pants. I know this because I’ve worn these pants for over seven hundred days; black sweatpants masquerading as jeans; flip up th...
1. Yoga
It looks like there are penises on my yoga mat. Thousands and thousands of kissing penises. This, I think, is unacceptable. Making a yoga mat does no...
Benjamin Davis is an American writer living somewhere outside of America with several short works appearing in BOOTH, Hobart Pulp, Bending Genres, Star 82 Review, Sky Island Journal, 5x5, Cease, Cows, and elsewhere. More about him can be found at benjamindaviswriter.com