Jurassic Poem
I will never be as good as Jurassic Park
Though I have put my entire life on screen
The truth hangs like a fart
Flowers are nice
Because they are a kind of skin that you can tear apart
We are doing so crazy
We are already in the moon
I will put a flamingo on the cover
And watch it migrate around the room
And abandon myself to the movement
Champagne Poem
Everything was true and then it wasn’t
It was like a miracle in reverse
It was like a very long goodbye
Everyone wanted it to be over and then it was over
It was a remarkable career in advertising
Ghost Poem
You are like a ghost that has never even been alive
It is so exhausting having to explain everything to you
It is a violence against women
Like this endless stream of commercials
On weight loss
You used to think my thoughts were so important
I used to tell them to you one at a time
I was just laying here in the road
You make me think of everything
Your misery is like a sport
You made me dance once and you made me laugh once
And I can’t figure out how you did that
Boy Poem
Boys are very special
Girls, you know but boys
They’re very special
Remember that time you cried?
That was my favorite of the times
I wanted to protect you and you wanted to protect me too
It was so nice!
I saw you going away
It seemed like a hole diminishing
You were going away and I was standing still
But there wasn’t any difference
The truth is just something we agreed on
Xmas Poem
The ghost of Xmas past is here to fuck us up again!
You are like Donald Duck with no pants
I like to watch you walk around in your white ass
I am writing you a letter without a return address
That only says “Hello how is it going?”
I am feeling generous and treacherous
And really having a terrible time
It is all for you, Damien