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Couple Arrested for Assaulting Each Other With Pizza Rolls

Jaclyn GrimmFebruary 16, 2017Poetry

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Jaclyn Grimm

Jaclyn Grimm lives in Orlando, Fl. Her prose and poetry have appeared in the Adroit Journal, Cheap Pop, decomP, and Teen Vogue. She currently works as a prose reader for the Adroit Journal. Follow her on Twitter: @grimmjac

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