Dying in a Sears
would be nice but
it will never happen
as I don’t want to
die young
I’m 29
and Sears isn’t
going to last
until my old age
but why would
I want to die in
a Sears in the first
place as it’s like
any other department
store?
Well the sentence,
“Joseph died at Sears”
has a good ring to it