(After “The Second Coming” by W. B. Yeats and Dumb & Dumber To)
Churning and Churning inside a Dumb & Dumber spinoff
The Zamboni cannot hear the Zamboni driver;
Bad movies fall apart; a Carrey-Daniels reunion cannot hold;
Washed-up comedians are loosed upon the world,
The spunk of the second-raters is loosed, and inside every Buffalo Wild Wings
A ceremony of dumbness is found;
The best stream Dumb & Dumber To on Pluto TV, while the worst
Spend $14.99 on Amazon Prime.
The Second Dumbing! Hardly begins my iPhone buffering
When a primordial bumper ad – troubles my trousers: somewhere in in my urologist’s waiting room, the Wi-Fi blips; but now I know (the algorithm told me)
That the $20 DVD combo pack is available at Winn-Dixie,
And what gruff cineaste, his unexamined life gone sour,
Slouches homewards to blast Limp Bizkit / KoЯn?