Vanessa is a dedicated believer of every prominent alt-right conspiracy theory, as well as some lesser-known ones, and she is training me to be an accountant. O...
Girls had ruined her life; being one, and otherwise. That’s why men who committed acts of violence because they were rejected by women were, in her mind, the lo...
“Good Evening! Is this Regina Wilson?” Jesus says, repeating the script his superior, Jerry, has given him.
“This is her.”
“I’d like to talk to you about ...
Strangers wouldn’t be able to tell Pam’s parents loved each other, but she knew they did. At night, she often lay in bed, unable to sleep due to their giggling ...
In a world of unlimited possibilities—intersecting timelines, echoes of actions reverberating forever—complimenting Janey’s Doc Martins was the only thing I cou...
“Light that shit, bro!” exclaimed Matt from the backseat.
Eddie sagely held up a finger, waiting until his friends took notice, waiting until full silence ha...
Greetings! We are pleased to welcome you to the National Committee of Girlfriends. Here at the NCG, we strive to connect and uplift the Girlfriend community acr...
Once upon a time, mustard was considered a holy herb.
Because the top of the plant, the part that shoots up? It’s shaped like a cross.
There is a place in...
One evening, while I was leaving my mother’s apartment, an ambulance crashed into the oldest tree on the block. It was between late afternoon and evening, rush ...
On the third day of rain, I decided to buy a kayak. The water outside was only ankle-deep, but the weather forecast said there’d be ten more days of t...
I was looking out at the field across the street, where an eight-thousand-square-foot stone-and-stucco monstrosity would be going up in the spring, when Darla r...
Captain’s Log, Stardate 2376.8. When returning to the Enterprise from a routine time research mission on Earth, 1959, the landing party – Scotty, McCoy and myse...
This morning when they snapped open, the swivel of my eyeballs scratched their sockets, as if ridges of bloodshot veins were snagged and torn.
Is it true? Af...
Ben steadied the sample as the tremor hit. It was a slim glass vial with a barcode sticker up the side. The sequence of lines linked its contents of dry, tan di...
The Benitox checked into the Check-In Center. Woman-app at the Welcome desk handed him (the Benitox) a cubic of lemonade. When you sipped it that lemonade the l...
The woman who lived in apartment 985 had discovered a secret. She’d discovered the secret. Her name was Sunday, and she was a career woman who lived alone. She ...
There is a 90% chance I will leave ’s home and say to you: seems like they’re really going through something. Should we say something to about it? I feel like...
My boyfriend gave me ablutophobia because one time after I’d just showered, shampooed, conditioned, scrubbed, pumiced, shaved, flossed, brushed, and moisturized...
How did I end up here? What time is it? Oh, not again…. This can’t be….Is she dead? ....I gotta get the hell out of here before someone finds me with this perso...
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Say Nice Things About Detroit
So says the mural at the grocery store.
Detroit. The whole city is a bench with three old guys sitting on it all day, t...
I think I found you today.
If your name is spelled with an "E," I did.
If your name is spelled with an "A," I found you months ago. You look completely di...
Thomas Hobbes sat beside me and lifted the rectangular, grey controller, with its round-point corners, black panelling and shiny red buttons. As he lifted it, t...
Bartender cocks an eyebrow, raises a glass to the light, checks it for dust. Cool dude, this bartender. Big. Stands a bit like John Wayne in ‘The Man Who Shot ...
Every Friday evening, I swim in cold waters. It’s become a happy, although, oftentimes freezing habit. My local lido allows cares and struggles of the week to d...
In my run-down Williamsburg studio, I keep artifacts to remember my ex-lovers by. Artifacts. I say it like they’re dead. The majority of these artifacts sit on ...
The mind can drift when it’s alone, both to greener pastures and darker shadows. For Scarlet, the silence was always greener. It was her safe space, her mind pa...
It was Halloween 1999. I sat in the front seat of the Dodge Caravan, my dad in the middle of a championship rant about punctuality. I was late coming out of my ...
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Holly doesn’t know these woods. She is a stranger to these trees, with their menacing branches, just as she is a stranger in the nearest town. She doesn’t know ...