All my girlfriends on the apps say that if they see one more guy with poly in their profile, they’re going to kill themselves. But I’m not really ready to die y...
I’m sitting in the Cadillac. The sun is rising over the motel, and just like he said, the steering wheel is ivory. I put his keys in the ignition, then stop to ...
I showed Olive an inappropriate movie that I’d found in my mom’s room and she sat still on the pleather couch, her hair fanned out over the head cushions.
M...
That was the rumour going around school. Only we said, Dick Hands is dead, because that was what we all called him. Which, to be fair, was still technically his...
I almost died because I was stupid. Maybe that’s what saved me. I didn’t even react in the right way. I just wanted to smoke.
I had spent the morning taking ...
Maude is on the 10th floor of an Upper East Side building, and Dr. K. is about to fix her. To get here, she has taken the kind of elevator that doesn’t have but...
When I lost my job in May of 2025, I moved back into my mother’s house in New Jersey. That hurt, let me tell you. I spent most days rewatching The Sopranos. I’m...
Flowers barricaded her front door. Neighbors had been leaving them there for weeks now. Baskets of hibiscus, and twine-bundled cones of begonias. Colorful envel...
Samantha Friedrich ran an equestrian Instagram account with 10,000 followers when she was twelve. By fifteen, she was Sam, and the posts were memes. And by seve...
On stage Xavier was a gentle folk singer. His Appalachian drawl dripped drops of wisdom from the microphone. Yet get a few beers in him and he would go full roc...
I’m at Liam’s place, externally zonked out on his polyester couch, but inside, where no one can see, I am a declawed kitty cat, futilely scrambling up the walls...
I could say I’m scared. Or that the knot in my stomach from a half box of pasta has only grown over the past hour. Grandma used to sing On Top of Spaghetti, it’...
“So, what did you think of the space?”
“I liked it. It was…funky.”
“Please, take a seat. Water?”
“No, thanks. I’m good. My, what an interesting lookin...
Robert’s right eye was noticeably larger than his left, and he exhibited a polite reserve that was sweet at first but grating over time. He was thirty-seven yea...
“The tricky thing about telepathy is understanding what you hear,” Marco said. “People’s thoughts aren’t neatly ordered, Alice, they, the thoughts I mean, they ...
Falling down the stairs is no joke. The need for a minivan full of pills to numb the nonstop pain is worse. And why are the tablets always made beside nightclub...
It was my idea to crack open the last bottle of tequila, the one with no label on it, just the word tequila scrawled across it in red Sharpie. A survivor from s...
The rehearsal space smells like dust and burnt wires and lemon cleaner. My boyfriend says it smells like success. My boyfriend also plays lead guitar bought by ...
Well done, scientific community. We have achieved something truly incredible today. Emotion, once thought to be solely the purview of humankind, can now be expe...
An Excerpt from Ornery Cuss
I.
I left in the late morning, after my mom went to work. We'd had an argument before hand and she said things she could n...
1. Forget Your Name
Usually they get professionals or singers or celebrities to do this kind of thing, but today they’ve chosen you. You become this sort of ...
I. Emma Stone clipping toenails
We hear Emma clipping her toenails: a hesitant, musical sound.
EMMA: Emma Stone… clipping… toenails.
So weird. When I cli...
He stamped the paper with the authority of someone who knew the stamp meant nothing. The man passed the paper to me. I folded it four times and placed it in my ...
Martin is sadistic toward the spiders in the corner. He taunts them with glass jars, with paper towels. He gets them to crawl, slow, cautious, onto the paper an...
“It can’t always be a full moon. It mostly ever isn’t a full moon,” I said to the sky as I looked out from the Ferris wheel into the smug face on the full moon ...
6:00 A.M., and the little bastards arrived right on time. There must have been at least fifty of these tiny intellectuals. Breakfast always started at six, and ...