I downed the mosquito-colored crystals dissolved in a glass of tap water and sat for at least an hour in a hot tub breathing in the haze of aerosolized dead skin cells and Pseudomonas, only to realize that the MDMA sold to me was probably not real, but then I recalled that I am not real, that none of this is real, and I became the observer of my own thoughts: the only true reality, so to speak. 5 STARS.