When I was a kid my dad bought a crab for our fish tank,
and it killed all of our fish,
and escaped
When I was in the sixth grade I asked Mrs. Farrugia if daddy long legs bite,
and she was like,
their fangs aren’t long enough,
but if they were,
they would probably kill us
From that day on I had the biggest crush on her
Jorge left the sink on,
and I was like,
you got a problem w whales?
and he was like,
I do
They’re so beautiful and cute