The Man Who Invented Autoplay bobbed his head to the ads on the radio as he drove his dog to the dog run in what can only be described as a Hummer. At the end o...
Evan Allgood is a writer from Virginia whose work has appeared in The New Yorker's Daily Shouts, McSweeney's, Paste, The Millions, Los Angeles Review of Books, 3:AM Magazine, The Toast, and The Billfold. Follow and maybe later unfollow him on Twitter @evoooooooooooo.