Polyp Sportivo experienced a strange incident in the small town in which he resided. It all started when he was out taking a walk, something he was in the habit...
During a Christmas Eve dream, retired professional glass blower Roy Splutternut was making love to a still living version of his late mother’s late best friend ...
A man came across an interesting advertisement in the newspaper. Below a photograph of three women in aprons and hairnets (the advertisement was for a local san...
Although the seat belt sign had been illuminated, indicating that passengers should remain in their seats with their seat belts securely fastened low and tight ...
Marvin was certain he was good at something; unfortunately, others were equally certain he was not.
Specifically, the thing he was certain he was good at but...
Being myself a grown man, I was having an argument with a child, the particular subject of which was whether a certain artist, who the child had dismissed as me...
A lazy man without ambition sought an opportunity he did not expect to be offered but nonetheless believed himself qualified to receive. Of course, the man did ...
Eli S. Evans publishes his absurdist fictions and other oddities around the internet. Two books of stories, Obscure & Irregular and Various Stories About Specific Individuals in Particular Situations, have been published by Moon Rabbit Books & Ephemera.