like, how can it be 22 years since Buffy last aired?
If you claim this is your favorite show,
why haven’t you seen it since 2003?
Was it really as good as you remember?
How can Sarah Michelle Gellar be 47 already?
Didn’t Buffy’s Mom & Giles totally feel so old back then?
Didn’t you hate turning 30?
Who will they get to reprise their roles?
They can’t do the show without James Marsters, right?
But, how will they explain that Spike aged?
Wait…doesn’t he get a soul in Season 6?
Could this make him mortal too?
Why were you never Team Angel?
Why did Joss Whedon have to be an asshole?
Why does everyone disappoint you?
What year did you go as Buffy for a Halloween party?
Was it 2002?
What did you do with those size 2 leather pants, long suede jacket, wooden stake?
Why did you not feel more beautiful?
When was the last time you went to a party?
Will they write Dawn out of the script?
Why did Michelle Trachenburg’s death hit you so hard?
Why do your kids only know her as Georgina Sparks?
Have they ever watched an episode of Buffy?
How is your son 30?
Does every generation think they are the Chosen One?
Why have you saved all your Buffy DVD’s & Funko Pop dolls?
Why are Gen Z’s calling Millenials old?
What does that make GenX?
& if monsters are metaphors
for adulthood why bother watching the remake
when you already know the sitch—
