we watched a guy build a volcano from an onion. this seems to be going well, i thought. turns out, i actually do like sake. we watched a guy make fire by lighting an oil smiley face. we clapped and cheered. but then he seemed sad about it all. and then he seemed annoyed that none of us could catch the shrimp in our mouths. so he threw it at our faces. goddamn. shrimp smashing into my eye and into my hair. it was our friend’s birthday. someone came out and said congratulations. and finally we caught the food in our mouths. and then it was over. that was it.