- Do you want to learn to breathe fire tomorrow?
- Can I come home with you, quiet like fog, buy your groceries and mop your kitchen floor, beat the rugs and walk the dog?
- Do you ever feel like sleeping with matchsticks between your teeth?
- I’m sorry.
- Do you want to hold my hand until you realize you don’t want to anymore and then let go of it until next Tuesday?
- Do you want me to dial your mother for you?
- Do you want me to dial God for you?
- I’m sorry.
- Cream?
- Sugar?
- I’m sorry.
- I know it’s not your birthday but I’m glad that you have one.
- I’m sorry.