My last therapist’s face never wrinkled for me. I saw her for years and in all our sessions I swear to you it didn’t wrinkle for me once.
But it did for some...
“Damn you, my Grandmas. Damn you, my Grandpas.” Kevin spoke these words under his breath, softly and without emotion. He had said them countless times: first as...
There’s this 1995 Batman Forever pinball machine for sale on Facebook marketplace, which I know because in the evenings my fiancée, Liz, likes to steal my phone...
The floor stuck to everyone’s boots for weeks. Even after several rounds of mopping with the stuff that makes my head hurt, it still felt like stepping on whate...
She was ripped from the world in a single night. One miscalculation caused the vehicle to swerve wildly through the rain-drenched darkness. It could have happen...
King Charles III smooths back his hair; it’s dyed dark as it once was, its waves matching the other one’s waves. Looking in the dressing room mirror, he conside...
Lucy found a blueprint labeled “Secret Justice Fungi Room” hidden under bits of crumbling ivory in the tower basement, behind the urinal she perched over becaus...
In the bathtub, I want to float like a witch, but instead I sink like a girl. The water was piping hot just moments ago, steam rising, but now it is frigid and ...
There aren’t many people in this world that I can vouch for having balls of steel. And boy, I’ll tell you that DJ Buck Nasty was the last person I expected to b...
Yesterday morning, my dope head neighbor was arrested for taking a shit down a garbage chute on the top floor at a Ramada Inn somewhere near Pensacola Beach, Fl...
My grandfather cleans his gun on the split-pea-green velvet couch in front of the TV. The Macy’s Day parade has just begun; A large red shoe floats down seventh...
The Tree Hugger:
Don’t worry. Be happy. Adobe PDFs saved the Spotted Owl. Cool, right? ☺
The Virtue Signaler:
It’s all good. You’ll get through this ...
Did you know there's a woman you can call?
She sits with three piles of cards in front of her, lets you pick one (but just one), and tells you not what tomo...
It's raining cupcakes this summer.
Tiny cakes topped with vanilla icing and a cherry—the roads in Palo Alto are flooded with them.
My neighbor, Tom, a ret...
How dark the unknown depths of the soul,
How strange the nameless author of the will.
It doesn’t feel like you'd think. You're not a puppet on strings, a pass...
Afterwards, we stand apart, in the dark and in the rain. I keep saying my ride should be here any minute, as if I’m not watching the car move along the map of m...
My ex Malcolm and I have a relationship of false starts. When he and I wish to start trying again to become a we — hoping that somehow our years of dates eventu...
Eliza had a sneaky look on her face, like she’d done something bad. “I have something to tell you,” she said. We were in the teachers’ lounge while the kids wer...
The lobby was everything the recruitment video promised: moss walls, bleached oak accents, air that smelled faintly of lavender. A woman with a fashionably over...
“It’s time to get away from all of this,” Erick says sternly to himself. Closing the door behind him, Erick walks barefoot across the hardwood floor toward his ...
Traffic was an unprecedented miracle and he is only thirty minutes late. He is furious at the efficiency until he sees that Sue is already there.
The restaur...
My idea was to throw one final going away party for Juul pods.
They’d been banned by one of California’s highest courts, or something like that. Heavily regu...
The night was still. So still, that when Alyssa gazed up, she felt like she was looking at the moon reflected on a dark surface of water, rather than at the sky...
It was the night of my 23rd birthday. I sat in the bathtub, covered in its blood and my own, unable to decipher where mine started, and where its began.
Just...
Unaware my feet still were coated in sand, I crawled under his bed sheets.
“I’m so sorry,” I squealed, brushing the granules onto the floor, collecting into ...
The first black metal album is considered to be Bathory’s ‘Under the Sign of the Black Mark’. Here, we see the emblems that come to be staples of the genre, thr...
“Eight of swords.” I can’t tell if the dealer recognizes the unlikelihood of the pull. It keeps happening. Over, and over, and over. Eight of swords, eight of s...
My cousin dragged me to Detroit to meet his fiancé and for some reason—ill or well-intentioned, I’m not sure, though sureness is what I’m seeking—they paid for ...
There was something of a suicide cluster at the high school. It started with William Talbot, a thin red-haired junior who was sort of an outcast type kid. Liste...