Fiction

The Big Green Lie

It’s 9:02 pm. The stars are awake. My intestines are as if interstates and the Taglioni is swerving like a motherfucker. I’ve vomited on this rooftop bar, and m...

Your Ex-Girlfriend

You’re a writer, and you’re telling a friend of yours about this story you’re planning to write. Your friend’s also a writer, but that’s not really why you’re t...

Public Relations

The UH-60 Crash Hawks chopped out a sound so deafening it offended god. In our headsets our pilot switched on Dream Theater’s Pull Me Under to drone out the bla...

Corporations!

I love corporations. When I play video games, I imagine my character as a badass CEO. He’s wearing a suit, mowing down enemies without remorse, sweating from hi...

Mr. Gruesome

i. They call me Gruesome, and I goad them on. “Yes,” I say. “Fantastic,” I say. “Call me Mister Gruesome.” Have you seen me? It was an ad they had m...

Guitar Hero

“You will never speak the language of music.” You said that to me once, while strumming your guitar. How pretentious I thought. How rude. Even in my early 20...

Fish Tank People

My father loves me very much. I want to start with that because it’s the most important thing in the story. We live in a cynical world, where people take you...

LKF

Sterile room, fluorescent lights, it’s freezing too. Agent Fields across the table, a face you wanna punch. Tell me about Zahid, he says. We met on Lan Kwai ...