I know because I’ve been there. I woke up around three AM, hungry for a Big Mac. You see, by the sea, there are no McDonalds. There are only cedar shake houses ...
SR Schulz is a writer who sometimes thinks too much. He's also a doctor among other things. His work has been published by McSweeney's, Pidgeonholes, Rejection Letters and others. If you want to feel inspired, avoid his twitter at @srschulzwriting