Not forever anyway. Never forever.
The most repeated and perfect piece of advice given to parents of small children is “enjoy it while it lasts”.
The most...
He sat at the table, a vacuum, sucking the life out of everything, wilfully not making eye contact with a family he couldn't bear to converse with, which was a...
Simon Pinkerton writes short-stories and humor and lives in London in a castle (two-bedroom townhouse) with his loyal subjects (two boy-children and a wife), and was once almost run down by the actual queen, driving her car through her back garden, Windsor Great Park, as he was out walking (this is true). Please befriend him on Twitter. Thank you for reading.